the duchess of (new) york
this girl knows everybody. she is the duke’s lady friend and when i was introduced i was like wait, which one’s the duchess? i was convinced the duke was gay when i came in the apartment and he was ironing with a hydrating mask on. apparently not the case. last night i got the pleasure of listening to duchess in the next room for ever. i swear they were yelling at each other but then all of a sudden i heard these yeah yeah yeahs. maybe it was intense make up sex. there was alot of banging and somebody’s got some rhythm. i considered taking off all my clothes and standing in the open doorway until they gave me permission to join the fun. after it stopped i almost went to check on them to make sure no one injured themselves.
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